Take-A-Ticket | Dad Jokes
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A new concept in dad humor: a take-anywhere, use-as-needed mini box of comic gold!
When things get entirely too serious, this goofy little ticket dispenser always has a tear-able pun ready and waiting. Reach for it when you want to make kids laugh, adults groan, and teenagers roll their eyes.
Jokes include:
- What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison
- What do you call the littlest bear? Bear minimum
- If the USA is so great, why did they make the USB?
- How do you organize a party in space? You planet
Perfect for road trips or rainy days, this little box of jokes will have the whole family in stitches. Grab one before the next family vacation you can pull a ticket anytime you hear, "Are we there yet?"
Giftable and portable hexagon-shaped box includes 200 perforated tickets, each printed with a joke, pun, or ha-ha only a dad would come up with. Pair with a funny tie, silly socks, or Groucho Marx glasses to create the ultimate dad present.
Perfect for:
- Father's Day, birthday, or any dad-tastic occasion
- Class clowns and pun lovers
- Parents and grandparents who want to amuse or embarrass their offspring
- Kids who want to amuse or embarrass their parents
- Road trippers, campers, and anyone looking to pass the time with a group
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